Have a Groovy Christmas from the MGs!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

I think this should be a new Jazzercise routine!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Caption Me This

Since the Mean Girls are all in the business of spin,
we often have to put words into other people's mouths
to make them look good!

So, let's put words in our own mouths with this game,
"Caption Me This!"

Using the following photos taken from the Mean Girls bowling,
comment with what you think the caption should read.

For example,



"Starr points out that only the coolest of the Mean Girls
wore their Mean Girls shirts to bowling"



"It's a wonder that the Pepsi cup is as big as Kailoa!"

Okay, lame, but you get the picture!
Let's see who can come up with the best caption!

Striking Out at Xmas!

The Mean Girls (well, at least the female ones)
went bowling to celebrate Christmas together!

We were actually amused by the bright, neon,
80's-style bowling / clown shoes!


Some of us got the bowling position down!






Even the kids got into the action!




Thank goodness for the gutter guardrails!

Not everyone bowled...

And I'm sure these two did nothing but praise
those of us who did bowl with compliments like
"Her ass is much smaller than I thought"
or "I'm very impressed by the way she can grab a ball
and hurl it away"

Of course, being the non-competitive, supportive friends we are,
we didn't keep score.

And alas, we ended in a tie!
Yay, we broke 100!

Then, after that rough workout, we decided to do our secret Santa presents.
We each randomly chose a number 1-7.
You can pick a gift and unwrap it or steal something someone has.
If someone steals from you, you can either pick again
or steal from someone else.
But an item can only be stolen twice.
Those are the rules... but some tried to bend them a little.
Like I said, we're non-competitive... right...




Merry Christmas, Bitches!

Happy Birthday YankeeGal!

Our favorite New Yorker celebrated her birthday!



Hope you had a FABULOUS one!

Congrats Aaron & Fitha!

Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Aaron Dahana-Ellis!

The MeanGirls were all together to show their support & love to the newlyweds





Ty made his debut as the Wedding Broccoli Singer!

It was an elegant, intimate evening with great food, music and of course, lots of happiness and best wishes for the couple!


(These are Tyler's pics so that's why we all appear to be sooooo tall and why we're crouching down!)







Congratulations from the MeanGirls!
And welcome to the family, Aaron!
There's no turning back now!

PENIS!

The MGs sent Indobia off towards holy matrimony with one last fling.

The theme was obvious...



PENIS!


Indobia was given a warm welcome by It as soon as she walks in.


She was decked out in condom veil, penis shot glass pearl necklace, penis-shaped candy necklace and penis straw.


The girls got into the spirit!
The highlight of the evening was a Passion Party...


where the MGs sampled some products, such as scents...


Nipple Nibblers...


Lickable lotions...


Toys...


For everyone to enjoy! Hope everyone loved their purchases!


Fun playing cards were given out!

The real highlight was the game of Penis and Punani!

MG AlphaDog got set to be the punani


Who could get it into the punani blindfolded? It was MG Dani vs. SwissMiss!

MG Dani took "top" prize, since he obviously knows how to do it in the dark the best!


The girls took turns in sharing their relationship advice to Fitha...


MG QueenBitch made sure to include her favorite word!


Married MGs SwissMiss and MeanGirlJ gave some good advice.

But perhaps the best came from MG Dani...

Remember the Three T's: Tongue the tip! NICE!

Congratulations to the Bride-to-be... from your MGs!